The Menu
Cookies & Brownies
Everything made from scratch. Order 48 hours in advance. Local pickup only.
Cookies
Thick, chewy, and loaded. We don't do thin cookies.
Chocolate Chip
$3Classic done right. Real chocolate chunks, brown butter, sea salt finish.
Double Chocolate
$3.50Cocoa dough, dark chocolate chips, fudgy center. Not for the faint of heart.
Brown Butter Snickerdoodle
$3Crispy edges, chewy center, cinnamon sugar crust. Dangerously addictive.
Peanut Butter
$3Dense, rich, and unapologetically nutty. Fork-pressed the old-fashioned way.
Oatmeal Raisin (The Rebel)
$3We know what you're thinking. Try it anyway. You'll apologize to every oatmeal raisin cookie you've ever wronged.
S'mores Cookie
$4Graham cracker base, toasted marshmallow, dark chocolate. Campfire not included.
Brownies
Fudgy. Always fudgy. We don't negotiate on this.
Classic Fudge Brownie
$4Dense, dark, crackly top. The brownie that started it all.
Salted Caramel Brownie
$4.50Swirled with house-made caramel, finished with flaky sea salt. Sweet meets savage.
Espresso Brownie
$4.50Dark chocolate amplified by a double shot of espresso. For people who mean business.
Peanut Butter Swirl Brownie
$4.50Fudge brownie base, ribbons of peanut butter throughout. A classic combo done properly.
Boxes & Bundles
For when one isn't enough. (It's never enough.)
Cookie Dozen
$2812 cookies, your choice of flavors. Mix and match or go all-in on one.
Brownie Half-Dozen
$226 brownies, your choice of flavors. Great for sharing. Terrible for diets.
Rebel Box
$306 cookies + 4 brownies, curated by us. Our picks, our rules.
Party Pack
$6524 cookies + 12 brownie bites. Feeds a crowd. Makes you the hero.
How to Order
Place your order at least 48 hours in advance.
We'll confirm your order and share the pickup location.
Pick up fresh on your scheduled day. That's it.